	Don't ask what the heck 'nk22' means and certainly not about that octopus!

Hello there humans, animals, robots, undefined creatures, aliens, bacteria, goo, somethings, objects, things, peculiarities, oddities and plants!

I'm Nathan, the person who suddenly added an horrible amount of tables to the 'Money' page and expanded the what if? page. I also made the largest userprofile of this wiki. Hope you like it.

I also seem to have been at the number 3 2 1 spot for most edits! Number one!!! Still can't believe it!

I edited {{#cscore:Nk22|pages}} pages. Which is compared to the 3,428 articles around here, nothing. I also have made {{#cscore:Nk22|changes}} edits overall. But hey, I at least have a score of {{#cscore:Nk22|score}}

I make up 1 / 15 of all users on this wiki, which is something like 6.6666666666667%. Or 1 / 13, which is the number of active users, so that's around 7.6923076923077%

The users who edited most today mostly include me. See for yourself if that's true

Today's rankings

Special:ContributionScores/0/1/nosort,notools

Questions you might ask[edit]

Why do you do this‽

No idea.

What year is it‽

It's exactly the year 2026, the month is July, the week is 28, the day is 10, which is a Friday and the time is 04:22. Are you happy now?

Where the heck am I‽

On explaining xkcd, on the page from Nathan.

What's the deal with the interrobang‽

Ehrm...

Why are we here on earth‽

Why not?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck‽

Around 361.9237001 cubic centimeters per day

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked‽

The peck of pickled peppers which were picked by not so proper Peter Piper are packed in a peck in a pack with peck and is not black

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can‽

Maybe

Got a good equation/formula for me‽

Exactly 3. I give you:

- ("ΔMi−1 = −αΣn=1NDi[n][Σj∈C[i]Fji[n − 1] + Fexti[n−1]]")
- x^5
- 2^p - 1

Do you like being upside down‽

¡op I sǝ⅄

What do you think of ASCII art‽

This

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Was that a duck‽

Yes‽

What are your favorite UTF/ASCII characters?

ξ⌺⍨╬⌘♾㊷♬⸘෴◵▒øɸ∩∞☃☂☍฿

What's your favorite music‽

Aphex Twin, Kraftwerk, Boards of Canada, Ceephax Acid Crew, Squarepusher, that kind of stuff

Aluminum or aluminium‽

Aluminium

What's the largest text file on your computer‽

1000000000 digits of pi (1.4gb)

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What is that octopus doing there‽

DON'T YOU DARE ASK

(Mostly XKCD related) News[edit]

July 22nd, 2015

Added the Spam section. So sad that Hotmail deletes all my spam after a while, because I sometimes really like it!

Old news (2 Articles):

July 9th, 2015

Added the editlist!

July 4th, 2015

Viewed every comic, one by one, looking for a good t-shirt design.

June 19th, 2015

Obtained a CScore of 100, which also puts me at #47 of all time. Also, I started this news section.

Pages and comics and wiki's and edits[edit]

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Discussion

Cool page[edit]

I like your page. Cool octopus. Mikemk (talk) 05:54, 20 April 2015 (UTC)

Nk22 (talk) 06:37, 20 April 2015 (UTC)Thanks!

Please don't change the BOT standards[edit]

Hi, my BOT dgbrtBOT overrides early pages if they don't meet the standards here. Please don't revert this when the page here is only a few minutes old. If some essential explains are missing please just add it again and do not change the layout. Thanks --Dgbrt (talk) 19:43, 19 June 2015 (UTC)

OK, thanks for letting me know. Das war sehr nett von dir (I speak German as well, eventhough I'm Dutch) -- Nk22 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Dank u well (I'm not good in Dutch.) But please learn the proper wiki syntax like I'm showing you on my edit on your former reply here.

More in deep: My BOT was broken for many weeks but it works again and if some required further updates do not exist here it will kill the entire first upload. My BOT does not understand that, but it figures out that something is not posted as expected. Nevertheless I'm happy about your contributions and I'm saying again "Dank u well" (Dankeschön in German). And if you have any suggestions to enhance that BOT don't hesitate to send me a message there. --Dgbrt (talk) 21:35, 19 June 2015 (UTC)

Litter[edit]

Pacerier (talk) 12:53, 4 March 2016 (UTC): ❝

Hi, why did you litter on "User talk:Pacerier"?

❞

Was testing out comments, sorry.

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Spam, wonderful spam! (Meta as hack)[edit]

Sometimes you just want to keep the best spam. So here's a collection

Wall of Text/TL;DR/Classic Spam Example

Title: IMPORTANT PAYMENT WIRE NOTIFICATION VALUED $10.5M‏

Sender: [email protected]

Date: 22th of July 2015 14:34:49

Note: This email was sent to 219 people, which adress all started with nat

IMPORTANT PAYMENT WIRE NOTIFICATION VALUED $10.5M I humbly wish to inform you that the Department of Credit & Telex control of the BANK OF AMERICA has received an instruction Order to effect the wire transferring of your approved fund of USD$10,500,000.00 MILLION to you immediately. I therefore request you to urgently re-confirm the HSBC Bank A/C. number stated below as your receiving Bank information, since this account was submitted by your lawyer Barrister Godson Gabriel of (GODSON & CO. LAW CHAMBERS) for the payment without any delay. Note: In a case were you think you are not familiar with the bellow banking information as presented by your legal representative and agent,we advice you send to us now without any delay your detail in full containing your Banking information and other personal information so we don't transfer to wrong account. Bank: HSBC HONGKONG BRANCH Address: Paterson Street, HSBC Premier Centre Shops G03-04.G/F Hang Lung Centre 2-20 Paterson Street Cause way Bay, Hong Kong Account number: 627 826464-001 Account name: Bob Andria SWIFT code: HSBCKHKHH However, it is our principle to initiate direct contact with the beneficiary of fund before final crediting of such fund. Therefore, I am personally contacting you directly in order to seek your approval to remit into the above account. In the meantime, the process of programming and registering of your transfer payment status code that will enable a hitch free wire transferring of your fund into your account within 72 hours is in progress and I will be willing to assist you believing that you will in turn show some appreciation to me. Note, I can successfully achieve this transfer within the shortest time from now if only you can offer to us the banking information requested bellow. (PROVIDE THE BELLOW INFORMATION IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE ABOVE BANKING INFORMATION AS PROVIDED BY YOUR LAWYER (GODSON & CO. LAW CHAMBERS). FILL COMPLETE YOUR VERIFICATION FORM BELOW: 1. Full Names: 2. Residential Address: 3. Mobile Number: 4. Occupation: 5. Sex: 6. Age: 7. Country: 8. Marital Status: 9. E-mail id: 10. Bank Name: 11. Account Number: 12. Account Holders Name: 13. Bank Address: 14: Bank Swift Code 15: Bank Routing No: 16 Bank Address: 17. Scan Copy of passport or Driver’s License Get back to me quickly. Respectfully! MR MOORE CARRICK ACCOUNTANT, BANK OF AMERICA EMAIL:[email protected] FAX 1 6467863434

The United Nations Scam Spam / I am a warlord!

Title: FROM WORLD UN NATION..

Sender: [email protected]

Date: 21th of July 2015 21:41:33

For Your Attention: Pls.

Under the United Nations scam victims.

This is to Inform you that $2,000.000 USD (Two Million Dollars) has been approved in your name in the United Nation to pay out 50 scam victims from deffreant country's and your name was picked up in scam victims world record,

Please get back to as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $2,000,000.00 compensations funds from United Nations,

You can receive your compensations payments via ATM VISA CARD as soon as we hear from you.

accordance with the U.N. recommendations. Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the payments are to be supervised by the United Nations' Officials and the Central Bank Nigeria as the corresponding paying bank is Zenith Bank Plc Nigeria.

You are advised to email the undersign for any clarifications with your details bellow.

(1) Your Full Names..................... (2) Your Address ........................... (3) Your Private Telephone... (4) Your Next Of Kin... (5) Your occupation... (6) How much have been scammed from you:

Contact Person: Mr. Douglas White Email: [email protected]

This GLOBAL MASTER DEBIT CARD would allow you to make multiple withdrawals to a maximum of US$5,600.00 (Five Thousand Six Hundred United States Dollars Only) daily from any AUTOMATED TELLER MACHINE located in your country and any part of the World you will also be able transfer funds from your ATM Card into local your bank account.

If this message is not related to you please kindly disregard it.

Yours Faithfully, Ms. Suzanne Herbert{PA} UN Secretary General http://www.un.org/sg

--- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. http://www.avast.com

The treasure hunt in New York / Bakers bobcat in a box

Title: 2 TRUNK BOXES DISCOVERED11

Sender: [email protected]

Date: 11th of July 17:15:34

Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr.John Baker from the Office of Inspection Unit/United Nations Agency in John F.Kennedy International Airport New York USA. During my recent routine check at the Airport Storage/vault on withheld packages, I discovered an abandoned shipment that belongs to you from a Diplomat from London and Africa, when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 25kg each and some people are coming after this consignment to clam it in your name.

The consignment was abandoned because the Contents was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the INTERNATIONAL CONSIGNMENT MONEY MOVEMENT Charges Before bringing in the consignment into US and we refused to return back the consignment where it came from since, we have already received it here in USA.

On my assumption, each of the box contain not less than $5 Million to $5.5Million and the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the John F. Kennedy International Airport New York USA till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official document from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes in your favor.But to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment, I will advise you to provide your current Phone Number and Full Address to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the Name of the nearest Airport around your city.

Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delay in concluding the clearance processes. Therefore you are advice to respond to this message and call me immediately as you read. Once I receive your above requested information I can get everything concluded within 3-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

Below is my direct telephone number, I am always out of office for inspection, so if I am unable to pick your call you should know that I have gone for inspection just email me and make sure you include your mobile number so that I can give you a call, but for now I am expecting your call today as you read this message.

Regards,

Mr.John Baker

Office of Inspection JFK International Airport New York, USA.

EMAIL:[email protected]

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